Tuesday, December 2, 2025

K.A.C. 2025 - T - 23 Days ... [2000]


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

     Continuing with the 1891 Christmas issue of LIFE, we have this borderline bawdy, almost odalisque-like centerfold entitled 'A Gift For The Stocking', leaving one and all curious as to what that particular present could possible be - perfume for Milady? A new brush or hand mirror? MORE stockings in the stocking? The cunning cherub knows, but he's not telling.

     

     Perhaps she's having a dream of the future ... or maybe more of a nightmare if she's espying 'The 20 Worst 2000s Kid Toys [And 10 That Are Surprisingly Rare], with everything from Heelys to Zhu Zhu Pets and beyond. Thankfully we only had to suffer through # 1 in our house. Take a look!

     https://www.thegamer.com/2000s-kids-toys-worst-rare/

 

     

       2000 was also the year the live-action film version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas arrived, and it is the DEFINITION of a 'difficult shoot'. How difficult, you ask? Take a peek at the article below from Mental Floss, '20 Facts About Jim Carrey's How The Grinch Stole Christmas':   

     https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/638799/jim-carrey-how-the-grinch-stole-christmas-movie-facts 

 

      Finally, who WOULDN'T want a million dollars for Christmas? Think carefully before you answer, as in 2000, THIS is what you had to do for it! As Google tells it: "In the year 2000, a nationwide contest called "Million Dollar Roach" was held by pest control companies to release 350 barcoded cockroaches, with one roach worth $1 million. 

  • The prize: One roach was worth a grand prize of $1 million, payable at $25,000 a year for 40 years. Other prizes included 14 new Volkswagen "Bugs" and various cash prizes. 
  • The roaches: 350 roaches were released nationwide with microscopic barcodes on their backs, visible only under a UV light. A roach with any barcode was worth at least $100.
  • The rules: Participants could submit one roach per household by June 30, 2000, to a participating exterminator. The roach had to be native and unmodified.
  • The outcome: The million-dollar roach was never found, but other prizes were claimed."   Which means IT'S STILL OUT THERE ... Merry Christmas!  
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  • Back tomorrow with a look at 2001 ... 'I'm sorry, Dave, I don't know WHERE the Million Dollar Cockroach is - have you tried your shoe?"

       
 

Monday, December 1, 2025

Welcome to the Kitschmas Advent Calendar 2025 !!!


 

     Welcome to the Kitschmas Advent Calendar 2025 !!! T - 24 Days ... and Counting !!! Our 134th year, if we had started when the Christmas Number of LIFE magazine to our left was published in 1891 - well, we've not been doing this QUITE that long. No, we begin Year 17 with our 24-day countdown of the weirder side of Christmas - oddball ornaments, curious cards, frightful food and all the other out-of-left-field items that can make this holiday TRULY memorable, and not in a good way! :)

     Speaking of the LIFE issue at left, I'm struck not only by the artwork for the Christmas Creed, but also by the less than subtle message being sent here for young tykes sitting on Mom or Dad's lap as they read instructions on 'hereby being enjoined to be obsequiously obedient and subservient to those placed in authority over them'; the old fancy version of 'BE GOOD if you want Santa to stop by'! 

     We've been doing a yearly timetable look back at years past and ended last year at 1998, so let's pick up that candy cane baton and finish off the decade with what was going on in 1999.

     The year had a certain hush worldwide, not brought about by snow or the merriment of the season; brought about by the possibility of ALL computers and programs going kaput thanks to the dreaded Y2K virus as '99 turned over to 2000. Thankfully it was all a massive false alarm, but there was still trouble afoot that year, such as:  

     Exhibit A: Two letters that parents and others came to curse - TY - as in the makers of Beanie Babies. The tiny stuffed animals of all kinds (teddy bears, dogs, cats, etc.) were introduced in 1993 and the craze for them grew larger and larger, leading to this, as quoted from Tobias Carroll's article 'The Beanie Baby Craze Was Far Worse Than You Remember': "Thursday, June 3, 1999, was a weird day for commuting Atlantans. Coca-Cola and Delta Air Lines workers returning to their suburban Atlanta homes after a day at the office were in for a surprise. A truck carrying mini Beanie Babies spilled merchandise across five lanes of Interstate 285 during rush hour. Because the Beanies were so momentarily valuable, motorists risked their lives to nab them off the interstate." 

      And that's just the beginning. To read the entire article of just HOW out of control things got, click here: 

     https://www.insidehook.com/books/beanie-baby-craze-1999-ross-benes-book 

 

          Turning to the past (WAY past), if you're looking for some holiday reading of a different nature this year, may we recommend Sarah Clegg's The Dead of Winter, featuring the historical and folkloric traditions, from ancient times to today, of our mascot Krampus, as well as the 'post-equine' charmer Mari Lwyd (who's been featured in our past blogs) and more!

     It's a fascinating read AND (you knew there would be an 'and', right?) it just so happens Dr. Clegg will be having an online Zoom event three days from now, on December 4th, to tell tales of tracking them down and more. As the site says: 

      'This talk will examine both the origins of these dark Christmas customs, and how they’ve changed and shifted down through the centuries

The Ghosts of Christmas Past

Christmas might seem like a time of jollity and cheer, but underneath all the tinsel and fairy lights there’s a far darker mood – one we see expressed in our modern custom of telling ghost stories at Christmas, in monsters like the Krampus, which roam the streets of European towns and cities across the Christmas season, and the horrible horse-skulled monster the Mari Lwyd who appears across Wales in the darkest nights of the year.

This talk will examine both the origins of these dark Christmas customs, and how they’ve changed and shifted down through the centuries – following everything from the hierarchy shredding Roman festival of Saturnalia to the custom of dressing as a monster and going house-to-house demanding drinks, food and money (the origins of modern Halloween trick-or-treating), and even the Christmas witches, who were said to riot through the skies with bands of the dead over the midwinter.'

Tickets are still available (I've got mine!), but you'll need to hurry - link below: 

      https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-ghosts-of-christmas-past-sarah-clegg-zoom-tickets-1850635122469?aff=ebemoffollowpublishemail&ref=eemail&utm_campaign=following_published_event&utm_content=follow_notification&utm_medium=email&utm_source=eventbrite 

 

     Moving up to the present (AND should you still be LOOKING for a present), consider the item on the right. We have a long-standing tradition in our house of every Christmas Eve watching a different version of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. We've seen the good, the bad, the middlin', the insufferable and more. This year, we have a new option - why just WATCH the story unfold when you can be part of it and send Scrooge on his way via the 'cooperative card game' called Spirits of Christmas? You take turns playing the different Spirits, making Ebenezer's Dark Night of the Soul that much more dark! Fun for the whole family (unless your name is Scrooge, then not so much ...) Intrigued? Click below!

 

     https://thehumblebard.com/pages/spirits-of-christmas  

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      And with that, we're up and running. Join us tomorrow for more, as we see what the year 2000 had for us in store (and stores)!

Tuesday, December 24, 2024

K.A.C. 2024 - T - 01 Days ...

 

     1998 - There can be only one Christmas video, as far as the KAC and its followers are all concerned for this year (we're all 12, have you heard?) - it's SNL's 'Schweddy Balls' sketch from their Christmas show of the year:

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPpcfH_HHH8&t=2s 

     There were numerous follow ups to the sketch over the years, none equaling its greatness, but one that came quite close from 2010, featuring the immortal Betty White and her 'Dusty Muffins'!'

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_tVJ2rHHSA 

     OK, since this is our last entry of the year, we'll try to end on a more scholastic note with a few historical entries. First up, from the BBC comes 'Dark Christmas: Seven seasonal monsters from myth and legend'. Many of them we've covered before, but there's some others that are new to us:

     https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/4zPGG8xQcxX0rmxh0jm8Hy3/dark-christmas-seven-seasonal-monsters-from-myth-and-legend 

     Next, from CNN Style, 'Dress Codes: Why Santa Claus wears a red and white suit': 

     https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/22/style/santa-red-white-outfit-dress-codes/index.html 

     

 

      And the most scholarly piece of the year goes to Roger J. Horne and his look at just HOW far back some of these traditions go. Thanks to Laura for the link!

     https://rogerjhorne.com/2024/12/23/the-old-christmas-and-its-witchcraft/  

     

 

 

 

     We couldn't leave without our annual Christmas Ghost Story, could we? How about five? A surfeit of spooky delights rounds off our final entry below with 'Ghosts of Christmas Past: Five haunting Scottish tales':

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ohqD4FixLs 

     And with that, we're done.Thank you for coming along with us for another year. We're going into hibernation (well, we 'might' wait until the 26th!) - Merry Christmas, Blessed Yule and Happy New Year to one and all. See you next year, bright and early, on December 1st, 2025!

     

     

    

     

   

Monday, December 23, 2024

K.A.C. 2024 - T - 02 Days ...

  

     1997, the year Barney the Dinosaur died a spectacular death at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in front of traumatized kids and in full glory around the world during the live TV broadcast  - the screams alone from the crowd over the Decompressing Dino are worth the price of admission. See for yourself the Purple One's demise below:

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epgXuMB1sF8 

     Here's a PEOPLE article from folks that were there. My favorite quote: "The Associated Press reported that one child could be heard saying “Barney’s dead! He’s dead! YEAH!” 

     https://people.com/millennials-react-to-barney-balloon-incident-at-1997-macys-thanksgiving-parade-8752740

     But that's far from the only Parade Pandemonium where these inflatable terrors are concerned. There's a whole history of mishaps, as can be seen below:

     https://people.com/see-macys-thanksgiving-day-parade-balloon-blunders-photos-8752677 

     https://www.thewrap.com/macys-thanksgiving-day-parade-fails-balloons/  

     And speaking of things going wrong, what would you say if I told you there is a HILARIOUS show all about that very topic? Justin von Bosau told me about this BBC series, The Goes Wrong Show, which ran from 2019 - 2021, as well as some specials, including this classic, A Christmas Carol Goes Wrong. It's absolutely the funniest version of the tale you'll ever see. Track down the entire series, there's not a bad one in the bunch, for for now, enjoy!

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLOi5H3ylBo   

     Back tomorrow with more!

Sunday, December 22, 2024

K.A.C. 2024 - T - 03 Days ...

     1996 - With only three days to go, we're pulling out all the stops to regale you with sights and sounds that other blogs wouldn't dare to show you ... they'd say for good reason ... pfffttt. Oh, sure, you COULD get the feel-good snuggles of Elmo Saves Christmas from this year, but if that's what you're looking for, you've come to the wrong place, bucko! Does Elmo have Santa, Cinderella, Pinocchio, Snow White, Jack (of 'the Beanstalk' fame) AND MS. WITCH?! He most CERTAINLY does not! What's that, you say? Is it any GOOD? Sorry, crunched for time, gotta get the next article up:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ePF4Fn86uo 

           When was the last time you uttered THESE famous words at this time of the year: "Shrek with his pregnant wife Sonic looking lovingly into each others eyes"? If you answered NEVER, well, someone did! We missed Ugly Christmas Sweater Day by two days (mark your calendar, it's actually on the 20th), so here's a different take on our annual look (and hours of fun to boot) - Buzzfeed's AI-powered Ugly Christmas Sweater Generator! There's over 300 posted sweaters, so the more outrageous you can think, the odder design you're gonna get. I tried a simple one, 'Godzilla Celebrating Christmas', and actually got a very sweet design (below):

     Heck, I'd buy THAT beauty in a heartbeat! Wanna give it a shot? Here you go - post your own to let everyone see! Thanks to Donna for the reminder.

     https://www.buzzfeed.com/sarahaspler/ugly-christmas-sweater-generator 

     Keeping it short today, as we were out celebrating - too bad I didn't have this cute boy to take along - back tomorrow with more!
 

Saturday, December 21, 2024

K.A.C. 2024 - T - 04 Days ...

 

     1995 - Believe it or not, there's really not much to write about this year, Christmas-wise. Ren and Stimpy had a Yaksmas special and that was about what passed for entertainment then. We were now five years away from the Y2K projected worldwide computer meltdown and now people were getting serious about plans to avert it.

      So instead of that depressing scenario, let's some you even MORE depressing ones from earlier, specifically "Brilliant Found Photos Of Mid-Century Christmas Parties':

 

     https://flashbak.com/brilliant-found-photos-of-mid-century-christmas-parties-49505/ 

     

     Witty bon mots more your thing? Then give a listen as those naughty elves over at Rifftrax roast the chestnuts of the ancient holiday short A Christmas Fantasy over their open fire:

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN7F6azzjUM 

      

 

     Finally, with only four days to go, you may just be completely out of ideas for what to serve your guests. Never fear, we've got you covered - how about Oyster Casserole and Grits Dressing? No? Slow-Cooker Grape Jelly Meatballs (pictured)? NO? Well, aren't YOU the fussy one! Beggars can't be choosers at this late date. Go see these and 48 other tummy troublers from the past - bon appétit! 

     https://www.southernliving.com/holidays-occasions/christmas/recipes/vintage-christmas-food-recipes  

     Back tomorrow with more!

Friday, December 20, 2024

K.A.C. 2024 - T - 05 Days ...

 

     1994 - Get ready to go dark ... WAY dark as we present this award-winning stop-motion animated Christmas short, The Junky's Christmas, produced by Francis Ford Coppola, narrated by and starring William S. Burroughs, based on his short story. It's very rough sledding, but surprisingly touching at the end. Not For Everybody - Discretion Advised:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-CCKaORM80 

     

 

     What the heck ... in for a penny, in for a pound. Our second holiday gift is ALSO a Burroughs production, this time pairing him with Tom Waits. Hop in the Wayback Machine as we go back four years to 1990 and their collaborative musical The Black Rider: The Casting of the Magic Bullets - imagine The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari as a musical and you BEGIN to come close to this weirdness. The Wikipedia article below goes into more description, but
why spoil it for yourself? Hit play first!

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbQkzAbCjio 

     https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Rider 

 

 

 

 

      Is there ANY way to salvage this day and shed SOME ray of happiness? NOPE! Instead, we're shedding TEARS here as we TRIPLE down with the 2024 John Lewis (UK) Christmas ad which has people up in arms - why? Watch it and read the article below:

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4U8-km4pc8  

     https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2024/nov/14/john-lewis-christmas-advert-shopping 

     There, there, it's all done - that wasn't so bad, was it? I'm sure we'll have something happy tomorrow. Wellll, relatively sure ...