Wednesday, November 28, 2012

K.A.C. 2012 - T - 27 ...

     27 Days to Go! Time's a - wastin' ... Speaking of time, after yesterday's entry of Christmas Gifts from 1975, we turn our attention back to modern times and this year's version of what the 1% will be buying - yes, it's our annual visit to the Neiman-Marcus Fantasy Gifts 2012! Now I know what you're thinking, "Watches? That's all they could come up with? Is the economy really that bad?" 

     Would you believe watches with a price tag of over ONE MILLION DOLLARS ??? The gift also includes a trip to Paris and Geneva, to see where the watches were made - you know what? Just get out your credit card and go here: 

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/christmasbook/fantasy.jsp?cid=CBF12_O5407&r=cat44770736&rdesc=The%20Fantasy%20Gifts&pageName=HIS%20&%20HERS%202012&icid=CBF12_05407 

     Not a world traveler? More of a stay-at-home work-the-land type of person? Maybe you just want to have a few crops, raise some chickens ... that's all right, Neiman-Marcus has you covered, as well. How? With their $100,000 chicken coop! Oh, my bad ... for that kind of money, let's call it by its proper name: the Heritage Hen Mini Farm. Because when you get right down to it, what chicken DOESN'T want a split-level hen house, complete with living room, library and a chandelier? Read it and weep:

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/christmasbook/fantasy.jsp?cid=CBF12_O5415&cidShots=m,a,b,c,z&r=cat44770736&rdesc=The%20Fantasy%20Gifts&pageName=Beau%20Coop&
icid=CBF12_O5415
 


     There's plenty more to choose from, including your own jet pack, a walk-on role in ANNIE (in case your little Princess isn't already spoiled enough!), your own posh car, tailgate trailer and the ultimate video arcade.

     For the REST of us working stiffs, we'll be back to Earth with more foolishness tomorrow!
    

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