When you were a kid, did you ever stay up late on Christmas Eve and try to see Santa? Do you know WHY your parents always told you to go to sleep, or Santa wouldn't show up? What, you REALLY thought it was because Santa was YOUR PARENTS in disguise? NO, DUMMY! The REAL reason is because Santa was a W I T C H! That's RIGHT! And if you SAW Santa-Witch, your eyes would POP right out ... OR you'd fall into a DEAD FAINT right on the ground! =:O Don't believe me??? I've got the proof right here, courtesy of Art Clokey and our old pal Pokey! www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWlmLz5Swks
But sometimes Santa is just ... Santa. He also likes his food ... A LOT. Rule # 1: DON'T mess with the Jolly Fat Man's Food! If you do, the gloves come off and he sends his Army of Toys to OWN your ass! Consider the case of these poor unfortunates who challenged the Big Guy and lost: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJEYSNuHixs
By the way, the reason this short is listed as "controversial" is because there is a part cut out at the very end - when Santa blows the entire chocolate cake off the table into the faces of our hapless saps, the camera goes back to them and they now look like Amos 'N Andy! (Thanks to Scott from the Boston Brats for clearing up the mystery behind the jump cut!)
Come back tomorrow, my pretties, as we start the home stretch - the final two weeks! They promise to be magical!
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