Just read quietly - maybe it won't attack. As I started to say, this is a battle I lost LONG ago in our house, with the Powers That Be demanding that we have a REAL tree every year! Well, I think this is a perfect time to state MY case for why we should have an ARTIFICIAL tree - perhaps THESE "beautiful" examples will change a Certain Someone's Mind!
Not high-falutin' enough for ya? Wouldn't be caught dead with something that lame in your house? No problem! For a REAL man like you, there's always the Beer Bottle Tree (four stellar examples are shown here)! And the best part? You can recycle your tree after the holidays and get money back from the empties!
There's more ... much more! If you've got Balls of Steel (TM) and want to spend the holidays in the slammer, look no further than the Merry Marijuana Tree ... there's also the Pac-Man Tree, the All-LED Lights Tree, the Human Christmas Trees (two varieties!) and for the newest present in your family, the Christmas Tree Onesie!
But NOTHING tops my Personal Favorite from this list ... the DALEK Christmas Tree !!! As a DOCTOR WHO fan of long-standing, this tree is almost de rigueur for our house! To see all of these trees and MORE (including videos!), just click on the link below!
So let's recap - good for the environment ... umm ... tasteful ... errr ... extremely classy and a way to make a statement to the neighb ... hmmm ... I think this is another year we're getting a REAL tree!
Coming Tomorrow! Well, after all this talk of Christmas Trees, you gotta have something to decorate them with! Get ready for this year's edition of Ominous Ornaments!