2019 - After last year's Poopsie the Slime Surprise Unicorn, we'd figured that was out of our system (literally and figuratively). Well, it WAS, but ... 2019 wasn't done with us on the horrible toy pet front as we were deluged instead with Boppi, the Booty Shakin' Llama! We think the family in the commercial is having Way Too Much Fun (and may have over-medicated), or that my just be us. See what you think below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFRZGfMdUdQ
If Boppi was too highbrow for you, you could also get the 'Pop Pops Snotz Slime Slammer Hammer' or the 'Cutetitos' (donkeys and other pet animals stuffed in a burrito ... Okayyyyy ....) and more. Take a look and wonder how much different your childhood would have been with THESE under the tree!
https://nymag.com/strategist/article/top-kids-toys-for-christmas.html
Meanwhile, not to be outdone in the real world, 'Researchers won an Ig Nobel Prize for their study on how wombats are the only animals known to produce cube-shaped feces.' (Google) You've come too far now - you KNOW you want to see it - click below: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-09-14/wombat-faeces-cube-shaped-because-of-intestines-scientists-learn/11510952
And finally, for poop of an aural variety, the UK Guardian asked the IMPORTANT question to Mall Santas - read ‘I can’t hear Mariah Carey for the 1,000th time!’ Professional Santas on their most loved – and hated – Christmas hits' below (take the hat off, Tiddles - YOU don't get to be a Mall Santa. Why? Because you hate ALL the songs and you SCRATCHED the kids last year!): https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/dec/02/professional-santa-on-their-most-loved-and-hated-christmas-hits
The clock is ticking ... only two more entries to go!
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