Today in our K.A.C. Poinsettia Potpourri, we're going to throw a number of random holiday weirdness up and see what sticks ... and we're not paying your cleaning bills - forewarned is forearmed! Let's see what we have here ...
Well, I can't think of a creepier place to begin a Monday post than this! When you think of Santa Claus, what's the first thing that comes to mind? Presents? Reindeer? Milk and cookies? Safe sex?
Wait ... what ??? Yes, boys and girls, the Santa to your left is made entirely of ... condoms. Why, you ask? Hey, that's what we're here for ... we're nothing if not educational at the K.A.C. To learn more about the Prophylactic Pixie, check out the Huffington Post entry here: www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/05/condom-claus-photo_n_381347.html
Remember last Friday's entry regarding the bacon Christmas card? What could possibly top that? Glad you asked ... behold the Meat Nativity! Blasphemous or delicious ... or both? You can decide AND get the recipe here:
In sadder news, be on the lookout for the following: one missing snowman, answers to 'Frosty', stolen from a woman's yard in the U.K. Hey, don't laugh, they take this kind of thing VERY seriously over there? How seriously? Try the lady calling the police to report it! Read on:
Finally, let's end today on a happy note. Want the Ultimate Fanboy Christmas gift for your favorite geek? Look no further than the TARDIS Murphy Bed! Squeee !!!
Yes, it's a working bed in the shape of the Dr. Who's flying British Police Telephone Box and it's for sale! To read more about it, go here: www.geekologie.com/2010/12/up_for_auction_dr_who_tardis_m.php
There's also more info and pix of it here:
OK, there should be a little something for everyone here today - enjoy! Back tomorrow with more Christmas Curiosities!