K.A.C. 2017 - T - 18 ...

     Well, they DO say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, right? Sadly, though, this probably qualifies as a Breakfast Fail ... which leads us to this year's pack of Christmas Food Fails - like what, you ask? Like ...

      the absolutely CLUELESS photo at right from the Gregg's bakery chain in the UK, who decided to 'touch up' the Nativity Scene by replacing the Baby Jesus with one of their food items - and not just ANY item, but a SAUSAGE ROLL! Take a moment and let that sink in. The full story can be found in the link below:

     https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4916819/greggs-sausage-roll-jesus-advent-calendar-nativity-christmas-advert/

      Next up is the gingerbread Santa's Sleigh and Reindeer set ... should be easy, right? Comes with directions and everything - umm, well, at least the 'baker' had a sense of humor about the Epic Fail! Take a look at this and 19 other culinary disasters over at this link from The Delish:

     http://www.delish.com/holiday-recipes/christmas/g3150/holiday-food-fails/?slide=1

    




     
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     Coming Tomorrow: The first of two Christmas stories from my past, this one involving a moment of nationwide fame for your humble Conjure Cinema Curator ... it's a rather, shall we say, 'demented' tale - and you can read about it AND hear it as it happened! Curious? Tune in tomorrow!