Friday, December 12, 2014

K.A.C. 2014 - T - 13 ...

     It's Reader Submission Day here at the K.A.C. and you've all outdone yourself this year! Let's take a gander inside our holiday grab bag ... SO many people sent me this, I don't know who to credit, so thank you all! Looking to spice up your holiday meal this year? Want to make sure this is the LAST year the relatives all decide to crash at your place for the Christmas feast? Then just watch that mouthwatering look in their eyes slowly glaze over into one of unrelenting horror when you proudly march out of the kitchen with THIS BAD BOY ... forget the Turducken - may we proudly present the Cthurkey! Invented by Rusty Eulberg for his wife, who is a fan of H.P. Lovecraft (and a woman after my own heart), the Cthurkey consists of an octopus stuffed inside a turkey, garnished with crab legs and bacon. Hey, BACON! So you know it's gotta be good, right? To get the whole story, follow this link: 

     Next up on the left is this cute meme making the rounds of our K.A.C. mascot sharing snuggle time with the Claus-meister ... thanks, Susan! To our right is this card from Ms. Laney --- that should quiet down all the crowing mothers! :)

     Corby sent along this STUNNING link to an item that may end the whole concept of Ugly Christmas Sweaters once and for all ... the Christmas SUIT! Called the Opposuit, you can choose from "Treemendous" (on left), "The Rudolph" (LOVE the name! - in the middle) or "The Christmaster" (??? - still trying to wrap my head around the name of that one, since it's all snowmen - on the right). But that's not all! In addition to their amazing holiday suits, you can look like someone who needs to be locked up and have the key thrown away all year long with their other amazing designs! Must - not - order ...  if you can't resist the siren call for one (or all three) of these bad boys, here's the link to order yours today! 

     While you're rockin' the house in your badass Christmas suit, you're going to want to make the occasion memorable {although, trust me, people are going to remember the suit} - what better way than to go caroling? Not just ANY Christmas carols, mind - I'm talking Heavy Metal carols! What's that, you say? You can't do that because you're too old? Would it help if I told you the person who got all metal on your ass was 92 - years - old??? Would it help if I told you it was CHRISTOPHER LEE??? Oh, yeah, it happened - it's called 'Darkest Carols, Faithful Sing' and you can hear it HERE!

     And if Sir Christopher is TOO metal for you (I understand, it happens ... no, that's fine, it's nothing to be ashamed about ... it happens to a lot of folks), then what say we ratchet it down a notch and have an Avengers Caroling Mashup Jam? It even comes with a special guest caroler who can show you how to NEVER forget a lyric to any song ever again! It's truly a Christmas miracle!

     Finally, after you've had one too many helpings of the Cthurkey and all the sides, you may have to 'take a moment' to ... move things along, shall we say. When that moment strikes, make sure you're prepared - don't be caught with your pants down like poor Santa here!


     Thanks to everyone who sent in submissions - come back for more lunacy tomorrow! 



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